Thursday, June 12, 2014

FLOYD AND CLEA KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES


Why is it that every time I write about the theatre at the Fine Arts Center of Colorado, I start with
the words "yet again"? As in, yet again, under the direction of Scott Levy, the Fine Arts Center provides the best theatre in Colorado. It's really amazing- over and over and over, I have seen shows there- and always, they remind me why I love theatre: because, when done right, it's exciting, and fun, and relevant. I know there are those in the theatre community who bemoan the state of theatre in America- who complain about finances and donors and whatever else- but those people need to wake up and smell the coffee and get their collective butts to the FAC.

The theatre, I am happy to report- is alive and well and living in Colorado Springs. Case in point: the Colorado premiere of Floyd and Clea Under the Western the Sky. What a friggin' great show this is. Entertaining, moving, unique- this production shakes the dew out of your eyes and reminds you that you are a human being- frail and majestic, living in a world of beauty and sadness and connection and hope and loss and redemption. This show is like a breath of fresh air- new and exciting and hard to define in the boring old terms like musical or serio-comedy or whatever. It is beyond labeling. It's a work of art, alive and kicking and drawing you in like a great song you hear on the radio- the song the you never heard before but that is so good you have to keep the radio on until either you find out who it is singing or what the name of the song is, because you must- right away- buy that song and play it over and over until you know every word. It's part modern drama, part concert, part intimate musical- and one hundred percent engaging.

The plot follows Floyd- a singer/songwriter who at the start of the story is obviously in the middle of a downward spiral. He's clearly talented, and charming- but also an alcoholic with a talent for self-destruction. As Floyd, Jordan Leigh is a revelation- charming, infuriating, and sad. Floyd isn't into self pity, however. Simply self immolation via a flask he keeps filled with booze. While anyone destroying themselves is tragic- there is something doubly tragic in watching Floyd degenerate, because you can see glimpses of greatness in him- particularly when he's singing one of his plaintive songs about love and loss and loneliness. Fairly early in the story, he meets young Clea- a girl with dreams, talents, and an inability to take no for an answer. Clea is a firebrand, fiercely portrayed by the outstanding Chelsea Ringer. She lights up the stage the moment she enters- and when she sings  she has the voice of a angel. Watching Ringer and Leigh in a scene, or singing a duet, is a treat- a master class in style, grace, and agility. They listen to each other and play off each other so well, so naturally, so splendidly- it's mesmerizing. I don't want to say too much of what happens in the story- but it's not your average boy meets girl type of story. It's not a romance in the traditional sense. It's a very modern story about some classic problems with human beings- dealing with ourselves, figuring out who we are, what to do with dreams deferred or detoured, what to do with dreams come true- so much, and yet it's all crammed into about 90 minutes of stage time. The music, by David Cale & Jonathan Kreisberg, is amazing. It sounds like something T-Bone Burnett would produce- slightly rock-a-billy with and edge and lyrics as clever as something Elvis Costello would write. And the Band! Holy crap, what a band! Jim Christian on guitars, Bobby McGuffin on percussion, Jay McGuffin on Bass, and Jim Robertson on guitars, all under the music direction of Jay Hahn, are the tightest, rockingest, grooviest band I have ever heard in a show. Ever. When the performance is over, thye play a few songs while the audience ambles out. I highly recommend staying, and savoring every ounce of these music gods. I did.

Scott Levy directs this show at a perfect pace- moving action along when needed, and letting other moments develop their own quirky timing. There are a few scenes in a motel room that are just magnificent- quiet, simple, conversational- but with so much heart and emotion bubbling underneath the silent veneer, with so much unspoken tension between the two characters based on a need to express their true feelings and needs that you can't help but lean in from your seat watching them. The set by Christopher L. Sheley is outstanding- sparse, imaginative, and with a fantastic sky stunningly lit by light designer Holly Anne Rawls. And the costumes, by Janson Fangio, are perfect, natural extensions of both Floyd and Clea at the various stages of their lives as they both make a rather arduous journey.

If you haven't notice, I love this show.

And I love the Fine Arts Center.

On other fronts: my show APRIL'S FOOL- which had it's first ever public reading as part of the Rough
Writers Festival at the FAC, has been accepted into the New York International Fringe Festival- the largest performing arts festival in North America- and will have it's world premiere this August. We are crowd sourcing this production through Indiegogo, and would greatly appreciate it if you checked out the campaign- and if you like what you see, please share it via social media. You can find the campaign by clicking HERE.

So, to reiterate: Go see Floyd and Clea now! I myself plan on returning to see it a second time before the run is over.

Thursday, June 5, 2014

SUMMER AT REEL KIDS

Hi there!

I'm writing this to let you know about some summer theatre/film camps I'll be teaching at Reel Kids in Superior. Would love to see you there. Here is the email we've been sending out:

Summer classes have officially kicked off here at Reel Kids, and we couldn't be more excited! Fresh off our closing performance of Dear, Edwina Saturday night, today was our first day of rehearsal for The Secret Garden (opening June ?), and our first day of class for production design. Secret Garden, one of the most beautiful musicals of the past few decades, is based on the classic novel of the same name, and performs June 27th, 28th, and 29th. We hope to see you at the show!

June 16-20, we are offering Hogwarts Film Academy- a week long class where students can film their favorite scenes from the Harry Potter Stories, casting themselves as their favorite characters. Students can write their own scripts, or use material from the screenplays. Click here for more information. For the more advanced, we have a film directing class in June- this class is an exploration of short film making, from beginning idea to shooting the film to post-production. For more info, click here.


In July, we go through the looking glass with our production of Disney's Alice in Wonderland. This is the stage version of the classic Disney film- full of great music and unforgettable characters like The Mad Hatter, The Cheshire Cat, and The Queen of Hearts. Rehearsals beginJune 30, and performances are July 25th, 26th, and 27th. Slots are still available- click here for more info. And if you have a young artist more interested in the design aspect of theatre, in working backstage, building sets, costumes, lights, etc. we have a production class connected to this show. For more info, click here.

Also in July we have several film camps. We start with Camp Half Blood, a two week camp based on the Percy Jackson books. If your young artist ever wanted to make a short movie involving Greek Gods, fighting monsters, and modern teen-agers, this is the camp for them! Click here for more info.  We also have The Hunger Games Film School- where students get to make their own short films based on The Hunger Games. Each student gets to direct their own short film, based on these very popular books. Click here for more info.


And, as if July wasn't action packed enough, we are also offering a beginning film makers class called "iMovie and Beyond" a one week camp exploring the field of digital video and video editing- perfect for any novice movie mogul. For more info, click here.

And in August, it's all about The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee- a hilarious musical for actors ages 12 and up. Smart, edgy, and heart warming, this 2005 show has become an instant classic. Slots are still available- for more info, click here. And if you have an artist interested in working on the production elements of this show, click here.

We'll see you at Reel Kids!

Kari, Kelly, Devin, Tara and Hunter!

Monday, June 2, 2014

25th ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE & DISNEY'S ALICE IN WONDERLAND



HEY YOUNG ACTORS IN THE DENVER/BOULDER AREA!
I'm directing two shows at Reel Kids this summer:
Disney's Alice in Wonderland &
The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee.

If you like these shows, having fun, making friends, and living life to the fullest, you should join me.

I mean, imagine being in this number:




Or this one!

Yes, you will have to work hard. Yes, you will have to have fun.
Those are the two golden rules of theatre.
See you at Reel Kids.
For more info, click HERE.

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

FAC KICKS IT IN THE ASS WITH NEXT SEASON LINE UP

The Theatre at the Fine Arts Center of Colorado Springs is one of my favorite theatre companies in Colorado. The reason is simple- they create exciting, pertinent theatre that engages the mind and soul, on a visceral level. I believe that theatre should be like a good rock concert- an almost tribal event where you gather together with strangers, sit or stand in the dark, and for a few hours become one- a united tribe grooving together in the darkness. I have seen many shows at the FAC since Scott Levy became Artistic Director, and they have all been fantastic. Highlights include Hairspray, Lovers Leapt, and Other Desert Cities. I can't wait to see there upcoming Colorado premiere of Floyd and Clea Under the Western Sky, which opens June12.


Not only do they have a great main stage, but more and more they are using a second stage for smaller shows, staged readings, and their Rough Writers series- a festival of new work that spawned, among other things, my latest play APRIL'S FOOL, which is set to have it's world premiere at the 2014 New York International Fringe Festival. (You can find out more about April's Fool by clicking HERE)

Here is what they have planned for next season:

MAINSTAGE
Dracula
By Bram Stoker, adapted by Steven Dietz (Denver native)
Oct. 9-Nov. 2, 2014
A sensual, suspenseful, scary and bloody adaptation of Bram Stoker's classic.  Steven Dietz’s version conjures the raw, stark intensity of the original novel in this not-to-be-missed theatrical journey. For Mature Audiences Only.

Mary Poppins
Musical based on the stories of P.L. Travers and the Walt Disney Film
Dec. 11, 2014-Jan. 4, 2015
Based on the classic Disney film celebrating its 50th anniversary, our regional premiere of this award-winning Broadway musical features an irresistible story, eye-popping sets and costumes, breathtaking dance numbers and beloved songs such as the Academy Award-winning "Chim Chim Cher-ee," "A Spoonful of Sugar," "Feed the Birds," "Step in Time" and "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." You'll have a "Jolly Holiday" with Mary!

Reefer Madness
Book by Kevin Murphy and Dan Studney/ Music by Dan Studney/ Lyrics by Kevin Murphy
Feb. 12-March 1
This raucous musical comedy inspired by the original 1936 film of the same name (long before there were dispensaries and retail shops), takes a tongue-in-cheek look at the hysteria caused when clean-cut kids fall prey to marijuana, leading them on a hysterical downward spiral filled with evil jazz music, sex and violence. You won’t be able to resist the spoofy fun of Reefer Madness!  You don’t even have to be stoned to laugh.  Mature Audiences Only.

4000 Miles
By Amy Herzog
March 26-April 12, 2015
This regional premiere by celebrated new playwright Amy Herzog is an acclaimed comic drama that tells the story of Leo, a 21-year-old tree hugger from Seattle who unexpectedly arrives at the Manhattan apartment of his feisty 91-year-old grandmother, Vera as he finishes a cross-country bike trip. Over the course of their reconnection, we discover the fragile connection they share between growing up and growing old. Named Time magazine's #1 Play or Musical of 2012.

Guys and Dolls
Book by Jo Swerling and Abe Burrows/Music and lyrics by Frank Loesser
May 21-June 14, 2015
Winner of 8 Tony Awards, luck will be a Lady again as we produce what’s been appropriately called “the perfect musical comedy.” Capturing the 1920s confluence of gangsters, floating crap games and missionaries in New York City (“Runyonland”), Guys and Dolls continues to delight.  

SECOND STAGE
Love, Loss & What I Wore
Written by Nora Ephron and Delia Ephron/Based on book by Ilene Beckerman
Sept. 18-28, 2014 
With its fashion forward subject matter, this intimate collection of stories by superstar sisters Nora Ephron (Sleepless in Seattle, When Harry Met Sally, Heartburn) and Delia Ephron (You’ve Got Mail, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants), is based on the best-selling book. The show has played to sell-out crowds from London to Los Angeles, using clothing and accessories and the memories they trigger to tell funny, startling, and often poignant stories that every woman can relate to. The perfect girl's night out!

Stuart Little
Book by E.B. White/ Adapted by Joseph Robinette
Oct. 23-Nov. 2, 2014
The debonair mouse in the smart little tennis shoes from E.B. White’s classic children’s book comes to life in this charming stage comedy.  Prone to one misadventure after another as he tries to adjust to his adopted human family, this is and witty adaptation of a timeless tale.

WYNOT Radio Theatre
Dec. 11-28, 2014
The finest old-time radio parody troupe around, WYNOT radio theatre is back and this time with a twist.  Three weeks, three different episodes.  Join the WYNOT gang for laughs after laughs and come back each week for an entirely different show!

Tilly The Trickster
By Jeremy Dobrish/ Music and lyrics by Drew Fornarola/ Based on the book by Molly Shannon
 March 20-30, 2015
This high-spirited musical adaptation of SNL alum Molly Shannon’s children’s book follows the adventures of a mischievous girl and her talking dog, from one scheming prank to another.

Rough Writers- 
June 4-14
Yes! The birthplace of APRIL'S FOOL! This new play festival will return with staged readings of original short and long plays written around a theme to be announced later this spring. 

Veronika String Quartet
Oct. 12, Jan. 18, May 3
One of the state’s finest classical quartets returns for another three-concert season in our beautiful Music Room, an intimate setting where their tight harmonies have helped them become a huge FAC hit.

SUBSCRIPTIONS
Season Subscriptions range from $99-$173, and we’ve added special Family Packages that range from $81-$105.
FlexPasses give even more ways to save money while maintaining flexibility -- picking your favorite four, five or six shows without committing to specific days.
Ticket prices for individual mainstage productions start at $20.
Current season ticket holders have until July 1 to ensure their seating preference.

For tickets and information call: 719-634-5583 or visit csfineartscenter.org.


Wednesday, April 30, 2014

APRIL IN AUGUST AT FRINGENYC

April's Fool is in! Repeat: April's Fool is in! I am Fringe-ing it this summer. That's right- I am going to be a participant in the 2014 New York International Fringe Festival with my latest play, April's Fool. I am excited, a little scared, and very happy.

April's Fool, my metaphysical comedy that was first developed by the theater at the Colorado Springs Fine Arts Center- Scott Levy, artistic director- and recently given a reading as part of the Playwrights Festival at The Western Stage of Salinas- Jon Selover, artistic directcor- will be given it's first full production in August, marking my first full length play to be performed in NYC in almost 8 years.

I want each of you to come see it. I don't want any excuses. I want your butts in seats. That sounds a little kinky, and I don't care. Just be there- it's this August, in NYC- the best time of year to be in Gotham.  And if you haven't already- visit our Facebook page and "like" it. Pretty please. Just click HERE and then, once on April's page, click like. Ten seconds of your time.

If you like my plays at all, April's Fool is for you- it's got a bunch of hyper intelligent people acting like morons. It's got cultural references galore. It's got death, sex, loneliness, and angst. And it's funny.

The casting is in progress- if you are in NYC and have always wanted to audition for a brand new play by Kelly McAllister, this is your lucky day.

Not only is it written by me, it's being directed by Bronwen Carson- who is so talented, funny, and insane in the best sense of the word that I can't really do her justice with my feeble attempts at describing her. Just trust me when I say she is a director who kicks it in the ass.

But wait, there's more. The show is being produced by Craig Nobbs- rising screenwriter, film director, and genius. And one of my dearest friends and collaborators.

So, why else should you go see this show? Well, if you've ever wondered about reality- like if maybe this is all some sort of weird dream, or maybe you are in the wrong alternate reality and should be in the one where you have the job of your dreams and made all the right decisions- if you've ever, even for just one moment, pondered if there is such a thing as fate or destiny controlling all or at least some of your life- if you think maybe you stepped through the looking glass long ago and have been wandering Wonderland most of your days and nights- this is the play for you. It won't answer all the questions- but it will give you a little bit of solace on those occasions you think we're all mad here.


The New York International Fringe Festival is the largest performing arts festival in North America, and takes place in August. I have had the great honor of being involved in four productions at FringeNYC- Last Call; Muse of Fire; Die, Die, Diana; and Some Unfortunate Hour. To be in the Fringe is amazing- and to experience it as a theatre goer is something that should be on everyone's bucket list.

So see you in August. More details- like theatre space and show dates and times- TBA.
If you want to buy a digital copy of the script- you can do that, right now, and for less than two dollars, by clicking HERE- that will take you to Indie Theater Now- the best web site in the multiverse.


Saturday, April 5, 2014

APRIL IN SALINAS

April is coming to Salinas. So is Ahab and Moira and Jaypes. They're all being brought there by Norn- or Urd, as some call her. Or is it Verdandi? Or perhaps Skuld? Who can say for sure? What I am fairly sure of is that all those strangely named folks are characters in my new play. Mayhap they're all mad. Or we are. Or you are. Or I am. Or not. It all comes down to something in the end. Doesn't it? What appears to be happening- if indeed this reality is happening and not the dream of a butterfly about to waken, at which point this world will pass- is that my latest play April's Fool is slated to be presented as a staged reading as part of The Western Stage's Playwrights Festival.


The reading is on Sunday April 12 at 2:00 pm. Tickets are free, which I think is reasonable and shouldn't put anyone too much back.

Here's a taste. This is from the beginning of the first scene. It's late at night, and Ahab and April are about to break into Moira's apartment. At this point, they are standing offstage, just outside the door into Moira's place, where the scene unspools. Enjoy:


AHAB (O.S.)
Quiet! She’s probably asleep. Stand back, I’m going to break
the door down.


APRIL (O.S.)
What if it’s unlocked?


AHAB (O.S.)
Don’t be stupid! Nobody leaves their door open anymore!

The door opens, and we see April, late twenties/early thirties. She is wearing a harlequin costume, including a black mask over her eyes. In one hand she holds a bag full of tools, in the other a flashlight, which she points into the room. She takes a few steps in, followed by AHAB- same age, wearing a court jester costume, holding a crowbar.

APRIL
You were saying?

AHAB 
Your hair wants cutting.


APRIL
You should learn not to make personal remarks. It’s very
rude.


AHAB
Well, shit.


APRIL
So now that we’re in, what’s the plan?

AHAB
Grab the pinball machine Dickhead gave her, throw it out the window, and escape into the night!


APRIL
Quiet! (whispers) She’s probably asleep!

AHAB 
(whispers) Right. Flashlight.


April pulls another flashlight out of the bag, hands it to Ahab. He turns it on. They both point their flashlights around the apartment, revealing tasteful furniture, and also many empty glasses, half eaten bowls of potato chips and such, indicating a party was thrown earlier that night. There’s a door to the kitchen, and a hallway leading to a bedroom and bathroom. Ahab points his flashlight to a pinball machine in the middle of the room.



AHAB (cont’d)
Who gives his girlfriend a pinball machine?

APRIL 
I think it’s kind of cool.

AHAB 
It was a theoretical question!

APRIL
Theoretical?


AHAB
Rhetorical! You know what I mean! Not wanting an answer
‘cause it’s obvious that what I mean is that Dickhead is a dickhead. And it is not kind of cool!

APRIL
Have some wine.

AHAB
What are you trying to say?

APRIL
I think you know.

AHAB
Then you should say what you mean. 


If that whets your appetite, and you'd like to read the whole play, you can purchase it online- that's right, before it's world premiere later this year in NYC- at Indie Theater Now by clicking HERE.

The Playwrights Festival is part of a year long celebration of the Western Stage's 40th anniversary- which is a pretty remarkable achievement in the theatre world- or any other type of world for that matter. I have worked there both as an actor and a playwright, and it is part of the fabric of my soul- a place where I learned a bit about the stage, about art, about life and death and sex and drugs and rock-n-roll and the meaning of spaffles. As an actor, I had the distinct honor of being in the first two fully staged productions of Alan Cook's adaptation of John Steinbeck's East of Eden- a trilogy of plays that was in total nine hours long. If the list of shows I acted in was a discography, East of Eden could very well be my Sgt. Pepper's. Or Let It Bleed. As a playwright, they produced Burning the Old Man last summer, and the year before gave a staged reading of Riddle Lost.

Clearly, they have good taste in writers.


Saturday, February 22, 2014

ALWAYS BE WRITING

ALWAYS BE WRITING.
A- Always
B- Be
W- Writing



It's as simple as that. I think the only advice I've been given over the years- and I've been given it in almost the exact wording from many people, including Taft Miller and Tom Wolfe- is "keep writing".
Amen, namaste, yippee-ay-yo, and all that. I don't know why, exactly, but writing is necessary for my soul. Feeds it. Fuels it. Makes it feel good.

Maybe it's just my ego, and my need to say "look at me and what I think!"

Maybe it's destiny.

I don't really care.

All I know is that when I write, I feel better about myself and the world. Not that both I and the world don't need work, help, and fixing. We do. But somehow, I feel much more hopeful about fixing what needs to get fixed, connecting to what needs to be connected to, when I write.

Like right now. As I sit here, writing this, I feel like I am doing what I am meant to be doing.

Yes, that could just be me assigning meaning where there is none, magic thinking, and blah blah blah. If that is the case, so be it. I still feel a sense of well being from the act, and that in and of itself is reason enough to continue.

My father loved to write, but he always had to self-deprecate and call it "scribbling". I think maybe he felt guilty about the pleasure writing gave him. I don't know, and can't ask him now since he has gone to the great Elsewhere, but that's my sense.

Anyway.

I am working on several writing projects at the moment. And submitting like mad. A big part of a writer's life is submitting your work to strangers and then waiting for either a form letter of rejection, or a phone call saying "wow". Most of the time you get the former.

What am I working on, you ask? Well, there's April's Fool- which has been submitted to many places, most recently FringeNYC. And there's also Ghostlight, a screenplay that I wrote a while back and had my film students read out loud- and based on their very positive reaction I've decided to jump back into the waters, and tweak it a bit, and also film the first scene and then see what happens. And I am very very very very very close to finally finishing my short film Strong Tea, which has been in post-production for almost as long as the US has been in Afghanistan.

I hope to have more writing to share with you soon. I you can't wait for my new stuff, go buy one of my plays- either at IndieTheatreNow, or Playscripts.  Until then, here is a tiny segement from Ghostlight. Enjoy.


INT. BLACKFORD HIGH SCHOOL THEATRE - NIGHT
The theatre is empty, the only light a lamp in the middle of the stage. FOOTSTEPS AND WHISPERED VOICES approach. A KEY TURNS IN A LOCK. A DOOR CREAKS open. Behind it, a group of high school kids, ready to party. MILTON, a brainiac freshman, nervously points a FLAHSLIGHT into the theatre. RAY, the school rebel, pushes past Milton into the theatre, twelve pack of BEER in his hand. 

RAY
Lock and load!

He tosses a beer to NOEL, the class clown.

NOEL
My ninja!

TRINA, a pretty red head, laughs. The group walks in.  Ray tosses a beer to MAGGIE, Milton’s smart and sexy older sister.

MILTON
(shocked) Maggie!

MAGGIE
What?  

Noel grabs Milton’s flashlight, shines it on himself, and starts making faces. GROANS, LAUGHTER, “Loser!” ETC.

NOEL
I am the ghost of Bloody Bones!

He HOWLS. Two girls, MARNA and CECILY, giggle.  
  
MILTON
It’s not funny!

NOEL
I am the ghost of Bloody Bones, and I am walking into the theatre!

Noel FREEZES IN TERROR,  points over Rays shoulder.

NOEL (CONT’D)
Ray- look out!

Marna and Cecily SCREAM. Trina LAUGHS. Ray doesn't flinch.

RAY
Hilarious.

Unseen in the audience, LENNY- the school janitor who has been sleeping behind some chairs- sits up. 

LENNY
Morons.

Lenny takes the last swig from a bottle of whiskey, lays back down, and immediately passes out.

MILTON
Actually, Bloody Bones is an old Scottish legend. He was skinned alive, and roams the highlands seeking new skin.

Everyone stares at Milton. MAGGIE hangs her head, embarrassed. DANA, sophomore drama geek, looks scared.   

DANA
N-N- New skin?

MILTON
You could tell his victims from the lack thereof.

DANA
Lack there of?

MILTON
He'd peel them like grapes, and leave the carcass for the birds.

DANA
(shudders) That’s disgusting.

MILTON
Indeed.

NOEL
Sweet!

Milton notices everyone is listening, smiles sheepishly.

RAY
Nobody’s interested in a lecture on Captain Bloody Butt-

MILTON
Bones.

RAY
What?

MILTON
His name- it’s Bloody Bones.  

RAY
Whatever- we’re here to party- not to talk about Bloody Butt.

Milton turns to Maggie, confused.

MILTON
Maggie you said we were all here to practice our monologues for the upcoming auditions.

Maggie glares at Ray.

MAGGIE
Milton, why don't you get some candles?

MILTON
Sure.

Milton sullenly runs towards the prop room.

NOEL
Lack thereof.

Marna giggles. Noel smiles at her. Ray notices this.

RAY
What we need is some atmosphere.

Ray steps to lamp, reaches for the switch.

MILTON
Don’t turn off the ghostlight!

Ray stops, turns to Milton.

RAY
The what?

MILTON
A theatre in the dark is a dangerous place. 

Trina howls with laughter. Ray winks at Maggie.

RAY
Danger's my middle name, baby.

MILTON
Be that as it may, you don't turn the ghostlight off-

NOEL
Why’s it called the ghostlight?

MILTON
All theatres are haunted- full of shadows and ghosts and things that go bump in the night-

RAY
I got something that goes bump in the night.

Noel and several others shush Ray.

MILTON
There are rules in the theatre. And you don’t break them. 

RAY
Rules?

MILTON
Never turn off the ghostlight. Never whistle backstage. 

MILTON (CONT’D)
(growing excited) This is sacred ground...can’t you feel it?

RAY
No.

MILTON
You’re clearly not a thespian.

RAY
Clearly.

MILTON
Every theatre has a ghostlight, to keep the spirits out.

Trina takes a step towards Milton, fascinated.

TRINA  
What do they want?

EMMY, a cute freshmen who likes Milton and is jealous that Trina is paying attention to him, steps forward.

EMMY
Yeah, what do they want, Milton?

MILTON
Oh, uh...some think it's the ghosts of actors, not ready for their final exit- a theatre to a ghost is like fire to a moth- it draws them in.

Trina looks Milton in the eyes and smiles. Milton blushes, not sure what to do. 

RAY
Oh no!

Ray turns off the ghost light, plunging the theatre into DARKNESS.  Milton SCREAMS. Everyone LAUGHS.  


THE LOST WHELM

 Waking up and not sure what to do. Sometimes, oftentimes, I wake up feeling totally unprepared for anything at all. The world seems a mess,...